Consistently the funniest, most well-written, and informative weekly take on the Titans in existence...this guy absolutely kills it every time:
http://www.barkingcarnival.com/author/doperbo/
Dixie, permission to sticky this?
It should be required reading for any Titans' fan on a weekly basis, and I'd really like to get this guy some well-deserved notoriety...
Definitely a good read! He is hilarious. Thanks clint.
I love this guy. He tells it like it is. I hope Bulluck reads what he said about him in particular. lol
The bit on the commentary was hilarious, I can see why you were rolling on the floor. I almost choked on a candy bar. This guy is great, very funny.
The bit on the commentary was hilarious, I can see why you were rolling on the floor. I almost choked on a candy bar. This guy is great, very funny.
I tried to warn you...
The bit on the commentary was hilarious, I can see why you were rolling on the floor. I almost choked on a candy bar. This guy is great, very funny.
I tried to warn you...
Yes, you did... next time, I will make darn sure I have no food or drink near my mouth.lol
I have come to regret saying Travis is easily blocked by a small yard gnome. I’m sorry Travis. Truly. Now if Norm can just make me regret giving him Wendy’s hair my work here will be done.
Now that is good stuff. Wendy's hair was just the perfect touch and the visual was perfect. lol
He is definitely a remarkable writer. Each week is funnier than the last. Now, I know why I like Applebee's so much!lol
This week's obligatory link:
http://www.barkingcarnival.com/doperbo/titans-week-10
In preview...
Excuse me, this is not what I ordered.
Yes it is.
Ummm, no. It’s not. I ordered a Quesadilla Explosion and a Rockin’ Tropical Punch Fruit Freezer.
Exactly!
This is a piece of wonderbread and a warm Fanta.
Ummmm…. yes. It’s our ‘piece of bread’ explosion. A favorite.
So…. then I can have my real food?
I’m afraid not sir. There’s been a problem in the kitchen.
Oh. Okay. Cool. How about some Crispy Honey-Chipotle Chicken Crispers?
I’m afraid not. Haynesworth’s hurt his leg.
Oh Man. That sucks. A frozen drink?
Sorry. LenDale’s hurt too. We’re going to pound Henry inside for awhile.
Crap….. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Can I at least have some ice?
Certainly sir. Just as soon as Nick Harper goes back in the game
Oh man. This is bad. This is real bad. Donald Trump’s hair bad. Who is playing corner?
Well, technically, Reynaldo Hill at the moment, ooohhh boy he just got burned. I did say technically.
Oh man I knew it! Was it a TD?
Nope. Overthrown.
This is the worst. meal. ever. Is there even a chance…
Normally, yes. But Vince is in a weird place right now. He won’t run because we want him to, so we won’t let him throw unless we’re really far behind.
Won’t they expect that?
Yes! Which is why it will catch them off guard. It’s all very complicated. Oh look, the defense jumped offsides again.
Starting it off with the Cinderella song makes me remember the teen early 20s years. lol
I really liked this point.... (it makes the future seem so bright)
3. Griffin made one of the most heads up plays I’ve ever seen from a rookie on that fake- that was brilliant. Then he bounced off Jones-Drew a few plays later. I often forget just how young most of this defense is.
Good read yet again. I almost lost it when I read the part on who's to blame..."It's the elephant".lol I wish he had not mentioned "Don't stop believing" by Journey, I can't get the dang song out of my head now.
Love these...
Watch the play where Odom got to Schaub and note how many lineman are initially tied up with Albert on the play. He’s flinging them around like hobbits off a cave troll.
Thank you for simplifying the offense Norm, because it simply works. In this light I’d recommend Lindsey Lohan and Carrot Top be in charge of next week’s offensive game plan. In fact, if you keep the Flowers for Algernon version of the playbook we might win the freaking Superbowl next year, and all you have to do is get out of your own way. Give in to the light side.
^yep, especially the part about how 'simplifying the playbook' usually just equates to running the plays that are actually working...
1. I’d give my left nut for a receiver named Johnson. Chad Johnson, Calvin Johnson, Andre Johnson, I don’t really care at this point. I’ll wager Tank Johnson catches better than Mike Williams. God is punishing me for the Tyrannosaurus poll.
ME TOO! Lol, I had to respond to that one!
^That was my favorite part, I also liked the ones KLP mentioned. This guy is hilarious, I'm glad he's back!
Doperbo
- Week 14
Hey Norm.
Hey.
Watcha doin’?
Pounding.
Uhh…. okay. That makes sense. I guess.
It’s pretty simple. I have this square peg and I’ve been sitting here pounding it into a board with a round hole.
That’s stupid. How long have you been doing that?
Several months now.
Is it working?
Not really. I mean, it looks like it might fit, but then it never does. Willful little peg.
Whack!
Why are you even trying then?
Jeff told me to.
That’s even dumber. Does he realize how badly it’s going?
Yeah. He knows.
Well what did he say?
He said to get a bigger hammer. Maybe a ball-peen. At this point I don’t think a fucking sledge hammer would work. I can’t tell him that though. You know how he gets.
Yeah. Why’d you pick a sqare peg then?
Whack!
We didn’t. Bud did. He likes this one.
Yeah that’s tough. Why don’t you whittle down the peg a little and round out the hole, you know, meet halfway.
Hell if I know. I just work here. Besides, there’s only three weeks left.
What about some grease or something then, you know, smooth out the process.
We tried. All we could find was Mike Williams.
Ouch. So you’re just going to sit there pounding for no reason? That’s retarded. You might as well give up.
What do you call running on first down 10 times in a row?
Whack!
Gotcha.
I didn't make it past that and hit the floor...
Yeah , that hits the "peg" on the head .
